Right on! So the forums are pretty boring, but let's liven things up with a little game, shall we? So here's how we play the "Five Word Story" game. I'll write something like "One day, I was awakened" and the next person will continue the story with "by a loud bang. It", and the next person will follow up with "sounded like a shotgun blast."

You only need to type in your part of the story, so there's no need to repeat what the last person wrote. After a bunch of posts I'll copy and paste what everyone else wrote to keep track of the story, and we'll see how goofy it sounds. Let's fill this with nonsense, but try to keep it PG-rated, okay?

I'll begin:

As Jack walked along the

the yellow brick road, he

fell heavily, but steadily against...

a rather inconspicuous looking panda.

Startled, the panda quickly jumped

...to the conclusion that a...

dingo prowled nearby, waiting for

dinner, consisting of crab cakes,

...sushi, peas, cabbage and a...

beacon of hope, for humanity's