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by Sol Invictus, Level 53
Last updated at May 29, 2009, 10:16 am

In the newly released E3 2009 trailer for Obsidian Entertainment's new RPG, Alpha Protocol, a distinct sign with words in Russian can be seen in the background in one of the scenes.

Alpha Protocol: In case of fire - strange russian message

In case of fire,
Kill steal,
F*ck geese
Wait for the response signal.


F*ck geese? Seriously? Obsidian, you have some explaining to do. A little bit of digging reveals homage to a strange new Russian meme. My friend and translator, Ausir, suggests that Obsidian may have simply did a Google Image Search for "Russian Fire Warning" and came up with the image.

Thanks to Ausir, sp3tsnaz and Oleg for the wonderful translation.

Here's an image of the original sign.

Russian Fire Warning

And for once, the picture within the article has a purpose besides not making my photograph appear on reddit's thumbnail image.
     
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axiom
axiom May 29, 2009 at 10:24 am
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Dizko
Dizko May 29, 2009 at 10:35 am
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Jan May 29, 2009 at 3:09 pm
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Wow, I hope that stays in, if only for how funny it is. I wonder how many lolcatz they'll throw in.
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Talic May 30, 2009 at 1:59 am
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In Soviet Russia, geese f*ck you!
PJKUMA Jun 1, 2009 at 3:29 pm
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Anon May 30, 2009 at 3:37 pm
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lolwut May 31, 2009 at 7:41 am
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dontgetit May 31, 2009 at 6:40 pm
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why is this funny?
the scene is obviously set in russia and obviously below the sign is a break incase of fire thing...
Link May 31, 2009 at 6:49 pm
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why is this funny?
the scene is obviously set in russia and obviously below the sign is a break incase of fire thing...
Did you even read the article?
jailbreak.com.br May 31, 2009 at 7:04 pm
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bender May 31, 2009 at 9:21 pm
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In soviet Russia, even the meme's are ******* lame.
I mean seriously. 
max May 31, 2009 at 10:20 pm
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its Russian humor, its basically saying NOT to do stupid ****, it uses reverse psychology..a lot of Russian humor is based on reverse psychology.
Jason May 31, 2009 at 10:26 pm
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I came here a spammer, but I now leave a changed man. This sign is the best thing to ever happen to me!
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