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 by Lonethar, Level 29
Last updated at April 9, 2009, 10:01 pm
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Now pay attention, boys. I'm writing this for you. Gals should also give this a 10 second speed read.
What am I getting on about? I'll type it in big letters and bold it for good measure.
IF YOUR GIRLFRIEND PUTS ON LINGERIE AND YOU CAN'T PULL YOURSELF AWAY FROM YOUR VIDEOGAME, YOU ARE IN TROUBLE!
(Lonethar shakes head sadly...)
So my male interest, I'll call him Willy, comes over yesterday. I haven't seen him in about 2 months and was looking forward to seeing him again. After a very simple Mexican meal with - you guessed it - tacos (not kidding here...lol), he decides to play some Rock Band and I join him. I humble him with my LEET skills. He mumbles something like "...cheater..." and I laugh at his bruised ego.
It's about an hour into this when I decide that I require...um...some male specific interaction. I don my gear. A new purchase just for THIS evening, do my hair, then stage myself near the TV. And...nothing. Willy continue to play another 2 songs.
"...WTF? This isn't right! I'm a DAMN GODDESS! Something is horribly wrong here." I think to myself.
I clear my throat loudly and....nothing. I watch as the expression on his face never alters from a slack zombie like expression which included a glazed-over eye gaze as the notes move down the screen.
"This is WRONG!" I think to myself. "Very, very WRONG!"
My next throat clearing could be heard from a good mile away. To this he pauses the game quickly, gives me a 4 second glance and announces his thoughts.
"Neat.." he remarks, before continuing his song.
Oddly, there was a power shortage shortly after I changed into my sweats and a hoody. And first base for Willy was ruled impossible for that evening. The other bases weren't even on the field.
What do we learn from this rant? Your girlfriend is a better time investment than your videogame. If she isn't, then find one that is.
Think about this for a second. I feel a need to put a disclaimer in here. I'm not a needy chick. Not at all. I'm also not advocating that our gamer boyfriends have to drop everything they are doing because the female they are with is "charged with hormones". (I'm laughing as I type this...you gals know why.) I'm saying that when gaming is a better choice than your gal, then at a MINIMUM you are going to catch holy hell. Willy is now educated in that direction, and I'm typing this so you males don't make this mistake and miss out on some "quality lovin'" like Willy.
Just lookin' out for my fellow gamers is all.
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Agamemnon Apr 9, 2009 at 10:17 pm
+3 votes
I thought the lesson to be learned here is that Willy is an idiot.
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Helion Apr 10, 2009 at 6:03 am
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Agamemnon said
I thought the lesson to be learned here is that Willy is an idiot.
Also, if you cannot pretend to have any authority on the subject, how can you claim you're telling truths? Truths on something you can't really say much about?
t8215rr Apr 10, 2009 at 8:53 am
+2 votes
id say she is pretty accurate, the funny thing is that from my experience with my gf (who loves video games) is that she gets the friskiest while im preoccupied doing something else, like the quest to pull me from w/e im doing is what excites her. If i spend the evening hinting towards something and paying attention to her she has no interest whatsoever. Its just too bad willy made the wrong choice, or maybe hes gay
Project_Xii Apr 10, 2009 at 9:12 am
+2 votes
Actually I think that's pretty similiar to my situation too lol. The less attention I'm paying, the more she wants to drag me away haha.
"or maybe hes gay"
LOL! Straight and too the point.... but quite a real possibility I spose. Lonethar should look into that and let us know if your assessment is correct.
"or maybe hes gay"
LOL! Straight and too the point.... but quite a real possibility I spose. Lonethar should look into that and let us know if your assessment is correct.
cue kalamos Apr 9, 2009 at 10:43 pm
-1 votes
"He mumbles something like "...cheater..." and I laugh at his bruised ego."
hes mad at you thus not willing to rock your band if you know what i mean
their is your problem
hes mad at you thus not willing to rock your band if you know what i mean
their is your problem
Project_Xii Apr 9, 2009 at 11:20 pm
+1 votes
......
>.>
<.<
Ok, well, I can't say I've ever done that with a girl I'm not in a relationship with. But I admit I have a few times with my proper gfs. I'm a bad boy. But you must view it from a guys perspective. Sometimes we just don't feel that into it :/ It's the male form of a headache.
Hard to believe, I know, but a guy isn't always ready and raring to go, despite what magazines and movies might portray. Maybe we're up to a really difficult part of the game? Or we're almost finished? Or we're in a uber state of concentration where we're doing well?
If I'm playing Left 4 Dead late at night with my mates and we're halfway through a great game, all the throat clearing in the world isn't going to distract me hehe. I have team mates who depend on me!! XD
Course, being in a relationship for a lot of years gives you a much better excuse. "Willy" needs a good hard slap by the sounds of things. Wake up man! She's a twin for godsake!
I mean she likes tacos. That's cool too.
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<.<
Ok, well, I can't say I've ever done that with a girl I'm not in a relationship with. But I admit I have a few times with my proper gfs. I'm a bad boy. But you must view it from a guys perspective. Sometimes we just don't feel that into it :/ It's the male form of a headache.
Hard to believe, I know, but a guy isn't always ready and raring to go, despite what magazines and movies might portray. Maybe we're up to a really difficult part of the game? Or we're almost finished? Or we're in a uber state of concentration where we're doing well?
If I'm playing Left 4 Dead late at night with my mates and we're halfway through a great game, all the throat clearing in the world isn't going to distract me hehe. I have team mates who depend on me!! XD
Course, being in a relationship for a lot of years gives you a much better excuse. "Willy" needs a good hard slap by the sounds of things. Wake up man! She's a twin for godsake!
I mean she likes tacos. That's cool too.
Qlimax Apr 9, 2009 at 11:46 pm
+4 votes
Hard to believe, I know, but a guy isn't always ready and raring to go,
Maybe you should get that checked out/looked at by a professional :P
Maybe you should get that checked out/looked at by a professional :P
Project_Xii Apr 10, 2009 at 12:20 am
+0 votes
Maybe you should spend more then two years in a relationship 
Cleric Nov 18, 2009 at 4:35 am
+1 votes
Most point you mentioned I agree with.
"Sometimes we just don't feel that into it :/ It's the male form of a headache."
I do admit, I laughed at that. Nice
But guys don't have "the headache" - unless there is a problem...
"Maybe we're up to a really difficult part of the game? Or we're almost
finished? Or we're in a uber state of concentration where we're doing
well?"
Sure, I've been in those exact moments before too, but picture the girl your with... stunning, HOT and in lingerie! Me? I won't even bother pausing the game, I'll just fail right there and try it again later, coz she's basically throwing herself at you in ways only seen in romantic movies lol
L4D and team mates depending on you... Sure, I'd hate it too if my team mate shouts "Soz guys, got to go... umm... (mumbling)..." but if you were in that situation staring at a half naked beautiful girl, teasing you... well who wouldn't understand that you just HAD to go?
"Sometimes we just don't feel that into it :/ It's the male form of a headache."
I do admit, I laughed at that. Nice
But guys don't have "the headache" - unless there is a problem..."Maybe we're up to a really difficult part of the game? Or we're almost
finished? Or we're in a uber state of concentration where we're doing
well?"
Sure, I've been in those exact moments before too, but picture the girl your with... stunning, HOT and in lingerie! Me? I won't even bother pausing the game, I'll just fail right there and try it again later, coz she's basically throwing herself at you in ways only seen in romantic movies
lolL4D and team mates depending on you... Sure, I'd hate it too if my team mate shouts "Soz guys, got to go... umm... (mumbling)..." but if you were in that situation staring at a half naked beautiful girl, teasing you... well who wouldn't understand that you just HAD to go?
Qlimax Apr 9, 2009 at 11:46 pm
+4 votes
I'd have lobbed the guitar so quickly and grabbed the sexy girl in the lingerie. He's not an example for all males. Sex > Games. But yeah, it's generally all about sex, games and sport for us. Haha...
Qlimax Apr 10, 2009 at 2:44 am
+2 votes
I speak for every red blooded bloke in Australia Which I'm one of the purest. I forgot to mention that we love beer, too.
Which I'm one of the purest. I forgot to mention that we love beer, too.
JaRk Apr 10, 2009 at 1:13 pm
+2 votes
Part of the red-blooded South African clan here, and I'm totally agreeing with you Qlimax!
Lonethar Apr 10, 2009 at 12:25 am
+2 votes
Me thinks I need a female to chime in here. Also Qlimax is correct. Sex>Games.
cue kalamos Apr 10, 2009 at 12:36 am
+2 votes
haha sex is overrated
also i think its fair. when we want sex wile your doing something you girls always complain "ohh i cant just drop everything for your penis"
not so awesome when i guy does it to you huh?
also i think its fair. when we want sex wile your doing something you girls always complain "ohh i cant just drop everything for your penis"
not so awesome when i guy does it to you huh?
Project_Xii Apr 10, 2009 at 12:51 am
+0 votes
It's just such a rare occurrence it's sort of like seeing the Yeti or Loch Ness Monster (hyuk hyuk). No girls seems to believe it till they see it.
"What do you MEAN you don't want to? Are you sure you're male? Is there something wrong?"
Nothing wrong. it's just this is a new game, and I've done that plenty of times before XD
"What do you MEAN you don't want to? Are you sure you're male? Is there something wrong?"
Nothing wrong. it's just this is a new game, and I've done that plenty of times before XD
t8215rr Apr 10, 2009 at 8:58 am
-1 votes
i think that depends on the sex, sometimes id rather play rockband or beer pong than go **** my gf missionary only for 20 minutes. now if shes feeling a little cowgirl,doggy style, over on the floor,chair,couch,piano,kitchen table ****. yea thats better than any game in the world
Talic Apr 10, 2009 at 12:50 am
+3 votes
Maybe you pwn him too much that Willy's willy has gone willy? Willy has failed big time. How could he missed that? I would've caught that and went http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc2Z7CL4Cv0
cue kalamos Apr 10, 2009 at 12:59 am
+1 votes
lol no girls commented yet?
I'm interested in the shock and awe they will have at our comments Xii
I'm interested in the shock and awe they will have at our comments Xii
elf_fu Apr 10, 2009 at 2:23 am
+1 votes
What....What's that....say about me when I've done this to my husband? :O
Ferrack Apr 10, 2009 at 3:42 am
+3 votes
It says you're normal. Everyone isn't ready to go all the time. Inevitably you and your partner will want it at different times, some of the time.
elf_fu Apr 15, 2009 at 9:04 am
+1 votes
I know. Some times a little humor is hard to translate though text.
AeoltheGrammarChecker Apr 10, 2009 at 3:26 am
+1 votes
So you dumped a guy to be able to beat a videogame, but when a guy wants to play a few more songs of Rockband then it's just not cool?
Kevigeddon Apr 10, 2009 at 3:31 am
+0 votes
If you're man would rather keep playing his videogames what does that say about the product you're putting out there? It's that old saying, "go hard or go home".
+1 vote in support of Willy!
+1 vote in support of Willy!
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