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by Malfore, Level 22
Last updated at October 1, 2008, 5:35 pm
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Please, don't judge this before you read it through and think about it! I finally, after several months of extensive research have found the true secret that Diablo carries. Please bare with me.
Believe it or not but the secret of diablo 3 is within the Dol rune. By now, you are all probably thinking wtf this guy is trolling. But before you discredit me let me show to you this jaw-dropping truth. The stats of a Dol rune:
Weapons: Hit causes monster to flee 25%
Armor: Replenish Life +7
Helms: Replenish Life +7
Shield: Replenish Life +7

Some simple mathematics:
25x7x7x7 = 8575
Why Is this important you ask?
Well. In diablo 1, the lord of terror had PRECISLY 8,575 hit points. Are you getting scared? There's more
Note the stat on the dol rune that stands out the most, "Hit causes monster to flee 25%" Now, naturally this ONLY works on regular monsters but not bosses ... right?
That's were you are wrong. In diablo II "normal" difficulty has PRECISLY 34300 Hit points ( 8575 being exactly 25% of his health!)
What does this mean to us? Well, because of some glitch in the hardcoding of d2:lod this fact somehow allows you to surpasse the boundary of "hit causes monster to flee" not affecting bosses. In otherwords, because of this fault on behalf of the blizzard programmers aslong as you have a dol socketed into a weapon you can make diablo run away from you with each successfull hit. Ironic isn't it? The lord of terror, in TERROR. ( Some argue this was initially an intentional "easter-egg" the programmers added for a twist)
Okay... okay. After making you read all of this I won't disappoint you. There is indeed an even greater scandal revolving around the dol rune. One that will literally make you $!@% bricks after reading this. Let's move on!
Anagrams. Guess what? An anagram of "Dol" is Lod. Coincidence? Lod stands for Lord Of Destruction which is an expansion for diablo. An anagram of Lord Of Destruction is: consider fold trout.
Consider fold trout ...
For months these words echoed in my head and it wasn't untill tonight I realised what impact these words bare and I felt compelled to type out this thread and share it with you all.
I quote Merriam websters: Quote TROUT Middle English, from Old English trÅ«ht, from Late Latin trocta, tructa, a fish with sharp teeth, from Greek trÅktÄ“s, literally, gnawer, from trÅgein to gnaw Please notice the word gnaw.
I knew I had seen this very word somewhere in the game before, but where? Gnaw Fold. It was a rare ring I had left in my stash since 1.07. According to recent databases, the prefix Gnaw and the suffix Fold no longer exist, however they did in 1.07. I was one of the lucky few to recieve this ring randomly from as far as my memory serves me, from the gidbin quest. Enough about the ring, let me explain to you all how this fits together... PERFECTLY.
Gnaw Fold - Unique ring stats:
Attack rating +25
Vitality +7
Life +7
Energy +7
Mana +7
Do you see the similarities yet? Well, if you don't than look back at are old friend the dol rune.
Quote The stats of a Dol rune:
Weapons: Hit causes monster to flee 25%
Armor: Replenish Life +7
Helms: Replenish Life +7
Shield: Replenish Life +7
Admit it, you are scared? This is where this little discovery takes a VERY, VERY awkward and interesting turn.

They're three difficulties on d2 'Normal', 'Nightmare' and 'Hell' In the "Hell" mode of diablo lod, diablo has a 0.05575% chance of dropping a Dol rune. Why Is this important? Apart from the scary number-patterns this tells us that JUST as with the dol rune glitch that allowed you to make diablo flee from you, here a very simliar glitch occurs. Once again, because of the "Sloppy Hardcoding" of D2 LOD (Mind, it was a rush job after the sky-rocketing sales of classic) whenever you kill diablo in hell with this ring in your ring slot the game crashes. I bet you all are thinking now, WOW what a waste of time! He made us read ALL of this to tell us that because of the incompetence of blizzard employee's the game crashes if you wear some really rare ring and just HAPPEN to get a dol rune drop for you. This is wrong. As you will find out in just a sec there is something special about this error message. It returns the following value to your screen: 64 69 61 62 6c 6f 20 33 20 20 30 39 2f 30 39 2f 30 39.
At first glace 64 69 61 62 6c 6f 20 33 20 20 30 39 2f 30 39 2f 30 39 seems completly random, just some error code right? This is where you are wrong, deeply wrong.
64 69 61 62 6c 6f 20 33 20 20 30 39 2f 30 39 2f 30 39 is hex for : Diablo 3 09/09/09. Don't believe me? Google ANY Hex translator and try it yourself.
From this ASTONISHING information I would like to conclude that based on my findings I believe (and believe all you others should acknowledge aswell) that diablo 3's official release date is 09/09/09.
DISCLAIMER: PLEASE, BEFORE FLAMING / DISAGREEING READ THROUGH THE WHOLE THREAD! YOU WILL SEE MY FINDINGS ARE FLAWLESS. [ post edited by
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Source: http://www.battle.net/forums/thread.aspx?fn=d3-general&t=363656&p=1&
This theory has been plastered on every Diablo 3 fan related forum. I am just reposting it here for anyone who haven't seen it and I thought it was an interesting read.

112 comments
Realtalk Oct 2, 2008 at 9:22 pm
+1 votes
lulz did you guys know if you fold a 20$ in a certain way, it shows the twin towers burning! lulz!omfgsocrazythatssooweirdwtflulz
keger80 Jan 28, 2009 at 9:49 am
+1 votes
this is no conspiracie! it took me two months but i did it too but i got this code 74 68 69 73 20 69 73 20 62 75 6c 6c 73 68 69 74 2c 20 6d 65 72 72 72 and i put it in a hex translator and got a different message
Miznunkey Apr 1, 2009 at 8:23 am
+0 votes
Dude! I did the same thing. It took me 3 months of freaking waiting for him to drop a dol rune. I got some good xp though.
I can't believe that it makes the stupid game crash. I got this error message. Think it means anything?
45 6e 64 20 6f 66 20 74 68 65 20 77 6f 72 6c 64 3a 20 37 2f 31 37 2f 32 30 31 31 0d 0a 57 65 20 77 69 6c 6c 20 62 65 20 77 61 74 63 68 69 6e 67 3a 20 37 2f 31 37 2f 32 30 31 31 0d 0a 52 75 6e 20 61 6e 64 20 68 69 64 65 3a 20 37 2f 31 37 2f 32 30 31 31
I can't believe that it makes the stupid game crash. I got this error message. Think it means anything?
45 6e 64 20 6f 66 20 74 68 65 20 77 6f 72 6c 64 3a 20 37 2f 31 37 2f 32 30 31 31 0d 0a 57 65 20 77 69 6c 6c 20 62 65 20 77 61 74 63 68 69 6e 67 3a 20 37 2f 31 37 2f 32 30 31 31 0d 0a 52 75 6e 20 61 6e 64 20 68 69 64 65 3a 20 37 2f 31 37 2f 32 30 31 31
illo Apr 1, 2009 at 2:30 pm
+2 votes
lol? says the end of the world is on my birthday 07/17/2011
"End of the world: 7/17/2011
We will be watching: 7/17/2011
Run and hide: 7/17/2011"
"End of the world: 7/17/2011
We will be watching: 7/17/2011
Run and hide: 7/17/2011"
ThyrsaM Oct 1, 2008 at 5:51 pm
+1 votes
We have had this story on our forums for a couple of days now. Funny thing :P
Slapnuts Oct 1, 2008 at 11:38 pm
+1 votes
How would I know if it was retarded if I didn't read it? I read like 1/4, skimmed, and made my determination. Have to click half these blogs anyhow to bust you rule violators. =p
Malfore Oct 2, 2008 at 10:43 am
+2 votes
I thought it was interesting to read, but that could be because I didn't take it seriously at all. I'm a sucker for detective stories and mysteries. Hell, I watch House M.D. :=/
Slapnuts Oct 2, 2008 at 3:14 pm
+1 votes
I didn't mean the blog per say, or you, just the crazy-uber-complex theory. =p
upeeplesukk Jan 9, 2009 at 5:55 am
+1 votes
Maybe it is retarted, but maybe it's true. Why down grade this guy when no one else has done this before? If you want to know for sure, then go do it yourself. But everything is handed to us on a gold platter, so someone can figure this crap out for us. Don't sit here and say this isn't true if you can't go do this yourself.....
Sp3tSnAz Jan 10, 2009 at 2:24 am
+1 votes
That guy himself later on posted that it was a joke....
So yeah, it's not true :pÂ
So yeah, it's not true :pÂ
Opet Oct 1, 2008 at 6:40 pm
+1 votes
This is brilliant and retarded at the same time.
I see patterns.
I see patterns.
Malfore Oct 2, 2008 at 10:44 am
+1 votes
I never understood what the penguin picture had to do with D3. Blizzard never said anything about it and after the announcement no one said anything about the penguin. Maybe I should google it up and see if someone actually found out what it meant.
Sp3tSnAz Oct 2, 2008 at 2:26 pm
+1 votes
Only thing people could come up with was that infact it was a Condor rather than a penguin (the white mane thing kind of made it seem more like one than a penguin)...
And team Condor was the first name of Blizzard North or whatever...Â
And team Condor was the first name of Blizzard North or whatever...Â
Grieverlol Oct 2, 2008 at 6:03 pm
+1 votes
imo its pretty self explanatory...
evil penguin is an anagram for "unveiling d3".... just turn the "p" in penguin upside down and spin it around, its the "d" in diablo.... and the second "e, E=3"..
pE=d3
evil penguin is an anagram for "unveiling d3".... just turn the "p" in penguin upside down and spin it around, its the "d" in diablo.... and the second "e, E=3"..
pE=d3
Gamblex Oct 1, 2008 at 7:10 pm
+1 votes
How funny will it be if D3 is released September 9th, 2009.
Then again Blizzard could just notice this theory jumping around and decide on that release date for the lulz. : /
Then again Blizzard could just notice this theory jumping around and decide on that release date for the lulz. : /
maskedpillager Feb 13, 2009 at 4:04 am
+0 votes
yeah, and since diablo 3 is going to be less dark and more like warcraft since blizzard north isnt involved it'll be more happy and gay.
Webbstre Oct 1, 2008 at 7:28 pm
+2 votes
This is hilarious... and I agree that Blizzard might try to pull it off just to mess with us.


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